« Discovering Why The Birds Sing | Main | She Lives Under Your Skin »
So lets start at the very beginning. Now that it has been proven that the egg came first, let's find out where did the egg come from.
By now many people know who I am, but then why am I here, you may ask? Akin to my querying nature I hassled my parents a lot with the same question. Then one day, when I was nearly 2, my mother, by then totally exasperated with me, said, "you came to make trouble, and that's what you are doing."
Make milk shakes, make toys, make stories were ok, but trouble??? Well Well Well... that's not a tangible thing like a mango shake and neither something to boast of like stories, but it sure sounded very interesting. Very creative and was guaranteed to give a free reign to my flights of imagination. Sparks flew in my mind, as I started working out how to make trouble.. . well if god sent me with a purpose I better fulfill it well.
For every great piece of work you need inspiration and planning for a completely flawless job. I mean you can't just create trouble and sit back. It requires an acumen. A certain kind of talent -- to be sly, but never to harm, to strategize, to be original and creative, yet never to get caught. Besides it also requires a certain kind of farsightedness – a kind of doordarshan, to evaluate and eradicate all risk factors. My main aim was not to get caught, and that required complete project planning.
All this was happening in a far-flung small town of west Bengal, but the talents I picked up on, helped me years later to live a very complex life in the metropolis. Now I know trouble from a mile. Whether man-made or natural, each day in the metropolis Delhi is a cauldron of troubles. And with my younger days of planning and pre-empting I can skirt trouble faster than the troublemaker. After all I started early. It's tough to fool me. I learned the ropes and created the loopholes. Much much before the word 'virtual' was coined, I had already established a highly successful working virtual lab with the complete invisible harmless paraphernalia of ingredients to make trouble…
My first full-fledged trouble … Was in my mothers womb. Every body has a normal birth, what's there for a creative mind to add to. Nothing at all. An example from the metropolis -- if you need to go from point A to point B, you can take a straight road. Go straight, what is creative about it? But, when you have a road which goes over point C and under point D and around point E and since you have no cut-outs and U turns, you go all the way to point F and then turn back to come to point B. That is creative. I love that.
So I decided to add a bit of spice and masala to it. Just a little twist, nothing harmful, but enough to keep the doc busy for a few hours. I wounded the umbilical deftly around my neck. With enough creative planning and utmost care not to strangulate myself yet enough to provoke the doc to think out of the box and strategize a safe passage. What resulted was a unique and memorable birth.
Going forward to when I was 2. Well I was literally 2. A harmless kid plus an over imaginative brain thinking and planning trouble. I spend most of my waking hours planning and strategizing, waiting behind curtains and the humongous doors of our British bungalow, watching, making mental notes and noting down people's schedule. Sleuthing when and how to create my rough draft of activity.
My first organized trouble was planned when my parents got a bottle of little pink pills called Liv 52. With days of pill popping I found out that the outer coating of the pink pills was really sweet, where as the inside 80% was a bitter story. Being a righteous person I decided not to take the bitter pill. Also was not ready to leave the sweet part as well. After much calculations about the height of the shelf and the noise level of dragging a chair, I drew up a plan. The timing was set to coincide with "mother busy in kitchen, bathing or sleeping". Soon I had accomplished my task of bottle of neatly licked pills, without a hitch.
After 2 bottles of pink pills mysteriously turned white, were returned to the chemist, I was caught. But I learned a lesson. A lesson, which has helped me survive one of the most dreaded metropolis of the country – Delhi.
Lesson learned --– Every bitter thing has a little sweet coating. So never be fooled with sweet outer appearances. On the other hand -- If you take only the good parts and leave the bitter things ( unless it's good for your health), life in a Metro can be quite creative and unique.
Princess Baatcheet
Posted By Diary of A Young Metro Woman - 10:07 PM Thursday 22 June 2006
A warm welcome to Princess Baatcheet! Wow that was some grand entry you made into the world! We are all eagerly looking forward to share with you experiences of survival in a metro.
Hi Mads! Hearing from you after a loooong time! I'm sure there have been many more miscreant deeds after the pea episode too ;-) Afterall childhood is the best time to indulge in mischief :)
Posted by
Hi Princess Baatcheet and welcome to the blog. Hi Mads, welcome back, that was a sweet story:-)
PB (can I call you that?) that was a really amusing story. I guess all children are 'trouble makers'. Actually I would prefer to say just curious and adventurous and so so spontaneous. We've all brewed our fair share of trouble for mum and dad.
I was a real trouble maker as a child and in retrospect I often think what a nightmare of a child to have:-) Constantly up to no good.
I don't know why but as a little kid eating toothpaste and soap were my favourite past times!! I used to spend long hours locked in the bathroom, eating them till I was sick in the stomach.....some strange karmic fields I came from. One day I left the door unlocked by mistake and my mother walked in..like, how unfair is that..I heard a shriek. Well of course that was the end of that. Still cant forget her expression lol.
Posted by
Hi PB
Welcome to the blog and like everyone else I guess taking us back to the spontaneity and abandon of childhood is a wonderful place to start. Me I loved swallowing money and nearly had to have a tract surgery twice for my trouble. Another distressing habit(for my mother) was when I would pick up her gold jewellery of her dresser and bolt to the loo wanting to see how it would flush away from sight. Apparently I cost her quite a bit in assets lost to the gutters of Delhi lol.
Posted by
hi bc, hi all, all have told interesting stories of their childhood...so have i a few...
once my mother along with some other ladies took me to a gurdawara of our village, in fact the same gurdawara where sant ji harnam singh had died and so was called his gurdawara. all including me sat on the chatai after bowing before guru granth sahib. just then i saw a coin hidden/entrapped in the chatai just before me. so for the next about half an hour while my mother and others were busy listening to the gurbani i was busy extracting that coin taking great care at the same time that nobody sees me doing this. finally i was able to extract it and as stealithily put it in my pocket. i felt so happy having deceived even the gods...
Posted by on June 23, 2006 01:59 PM
Princess, I pray all the time that toddlers remain toddlers forever. Just one reason for that - I just adore their infantile tantrums. These actions, if you ruminate on them, shows us a path actually, just like the mariner's compass. You see, the brain starts assimilating things from day one.. in the begining its all cluttered, slowly the entangled threads straighten up, and a child develops perspective, the seed of maturity. Time is only the manure as maturity gets nourishment, and shines. Laughter here is a guide, to smile and learn to look into the future.
Posted by
Hi all "trouble makers", Thanks for such great stories you shared with me. How I wish all of us could remain kids forever.
I guess the best part is when you discover something and you feel that you are the only one who knows about it. You discover that there are treasures everywhere around you, succulents peas, bottles of pickles in hidden cupboards, small change in dad's shirt in the washing machine, a little abandoned lipstick in mummy's dresser.
The best part is neither did we know nor could we spell "procastination" and we just grabbed the first opurtunity to enjoy it. Unlike now when everything has to be put on hold with a numbing music for our brain -- "maybe on weekends, Maybe next month, next year, next season, next pay, when I am 30, when I am married, in my next job, next holiday, when I retire, when I thin down, when I have more money, when I have more time."
Another equally interesting things is the ability to loose something.
Remember the time you discovered that the flush actually takes things away 'Permanently' and never returns them... It is such a gr8 tool.
I wish we could use it more often in the metro for so many other things which we want to loose.
For example -- the complete income tax dept. How I wish we could flush IT away and enjoy the fruits of labour as we did in the villages.
Posted by
Hi Princess,
Very nice reading your post.....makes me go back to my childhood days when I did not have a single worry and all that I did was to give worries to my parents....
It was great to read the experiences of other people here...wonderful forum
Posted by
Princess, simple and awesome. Your words took me to the childhood alleys and naughty dirty tricks we played on one and all without prejudice and without any fear. I remember growing up on Holi festival.. as children we threw colors on other without thinking.. a lil older and we used to ask 'uncleji, aap par rang dal dein??' notice the natural fearless mind evaporating.. and now as grownups we dont even hesitate to play the most dirty holi.. transition.. this is just an example.. thank you for waking that child inside me.
Tarun
Posted by
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
hello hello, everybody. I am back :)
Hello to DYMW...how interesting a thought. It takes me back to my childhood and one very interesing anecdote of that time.
I was 3+ years old living then in Bokaro steel city.
We lived in a small house with a vegetable garden in our backyard. My mother had, very lovingly grown some peas that winter, they were sweet and yummy.
As soon as the rickshaw from school dropped me to the gate at home, i used to run to the back (before greeting anyone or announcing my arrival back from school)and lovingly and with a lot of care and dexterity open the pea pods(without taking them off the creeper)I ate all the yummy mattar(peas)religiously every day.
For a few days my mother just wondered what strange creature was eating all those sweet peas, till one afternoon(ahhhhhhhh)she decided to keep a vigil on the garden. Lo behold here was her own little creature eating away her prized sweet peas.
That, well, was the end of my miscreant deeds:))